“News Headlines From My Apartment.”
Stef Willen writes at McSweeney’s LISTS:
KETTLE ON BACK BURNER FOR NOW
30 MAYFLIES FOUND DEAD IN GLASS LIGHT FIXTURE; NO PLANS TO REMOVE BODIES ANYTIME SOON
WOMAN, 32, GOES BACK TO BED JUST HOURS AFTER WAKING UP
POLL: HOW STURDY IS THIS STOOL I’M STANDING ON TO PEER INTO MY NEIGHBOR’S PARTY?
Full list at the link.
