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"News Headlines From My Apartment."

April 6, 2012
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“News Headlines From My Apartment.”
Stef Willen writes at McSweeney’s LISTS:

KETTLE ON BACK BURNER FOR NOW

30 MAYFLIES FOUND DEAD IN GLASS LIGHT FIXTURE; NO PLANS TO REMOVE BODIES ANYTIME SOON

WOMAN, 32, GOES BACK TO BED JUST HOURS AFTER WAKING UP

POLL: HOW STURDY IS THIS STOOL I’M STANDING ON TO PEER INTO MY NEIGHBOR’S PARTY?

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