On Basketball And Boobs And The Biggest Dick In The World
On Basketball And Boobs And The Biggest Dick In The World
Nancy Rommelmann should check with me before she posts blog items, because I find her writing and thinking irresistible. This is a problem if I'm on deadline, as I am today, because I drop what I'm doing and go read her. Loved this piece she blogged on Sunday. An excerpt from the dick portion, but go read the whole thing:
In 1988, I still believed my ticket to stardom would arrive in a big car soon after I arrived in Los Angeles. It did not. Nor was it in the Porsche 911 I found myself stepping into one evening, a car that belonged to a man I was told had the biggest dick in the world. Though he told me this himself, I'd first heard it from my sister-in-law. Sandra was a northern Italian girl with Gina Lollobrigida curls and a gap between her front teeth. She and my brother married for love, but she also needed a green card and, well, she often strayed. She was more attentive to my wanting to be an actress, and told me she'd met a man--let's call him Hal--who was casting a film. He'd liked her look and asked her to audition, which she had, though not because she an actress and or had any ambitions to act. Then why did she audition? Because she was a pretty twenty-five-year-old to whom someone said, "I want you in my movie." While this might cause someone to scratch her head in Schenectady, in Hollywood, it's axiomatic that you go.
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